I have two bars of soap

  1. Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town, Lebowski. You don’t draw shit. We got a nice quiet beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don’t like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don’t like your jerk- off name, I don’t like your jerk-off face, I don’t like your jerk- off behavior, and I don’t like you, jerk- off —do I make myself clear?
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